

This is a collection of the things I love and my lame humour. Enjoy ye ol' folk.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea




